More Crazy From Synthetics? Crazy Man Goes On "Ninja" Rampage in Indianapolis

More Crazy From Synthetics? Crazy Man Goes On "Ninja" Rampage in Indianapolis

Published on 7/3/12

We don't normally post this kind of stuff, but it's just another example of the idiotic things that happen because a harmless substance is kept illegal. Those in legal states, be glad you have access to safe, quality medication - and the rest of you PLEASE stay away from this harmful synthetic crap!

More Crazy From Synthetics? Crazy Man Goes On

A naked man went on a rampage last month in the streets of Indianapolis, doing “ninja” somersaults and karate-like kicks to evade the police officers and bystanders who attempted to wrangle him.

Recently-posted video shows David Martin, the nude 27-year-old, yelping in pain after police attempted to subdue him with a taser. But within seconds, Martin is back up again, kicking and punching his way through officers.

“This guy’s like a ninja, man. Holy crap!” the unidentified cameraman said as Martin performed a somersault during his evasion of the police.

“No way! That guy’s strong, he’s got to be on something,” the cameraman added.

According to the New York Daily News, Martin allegedly injured a female officer when he pushed her into a building; and injured a male cop after punching him in the face several times.

At the end of the video, Martin is seen running off after being tasered several times and kicking and flipping his way through police. Eventually police caught up and arrested him, charging him with battery, resisting law enforcement, and public indecency.

The Daily News reports that Martin later admitted to being high on Spice, a type of synthetic marijuana.

Naturally, a synthetic marijuana ban is coming down the pike in Indiana (and many other states), due to crazy stories like this one. But little do ban-happy politicians realize that potentially dangerous synthetic cannabinoids like this exist largely because the real stuff is illegal.

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