Majestic Greens DC

4/14/2023 - 9:54PM EDT

1.0

This almost makes me want to puke. This is quite possibly the lowest grade weed I've had since I was a teenager calling every number and you finally stumble upon some 3 year old bud somesones selling. And then you're just stuck with it. I mean holy cow man, there's not a one that smells good. the 8 zips are split between maybe 3 different strains all borderline hemp. Terpene levels are zero. I would of gladly paid the same price for 2 zips of fire. This is going to get composted. Expensive compost material. I immediately asked for a refund and the driver literally ran away. RAN AWAY. Called their dispatch and he gave me the runaround and a credit for a future purchase. So here's the thing, for todays experience this is my review. I got the bait and switch. Then I had someone literally run away with my money. Not ideal.

Pot Time

2/28/2023 - 5:36AM EST

3.4

I was incredibly impressed the first few times I picked up here. Unfortunately it seems like my last two orders were nothing like the previous. I\'d grown to really enjoy the ninja fruit only to have it switched out with some absolute schwag this last order. And the order before that my LA confidential was the same incredibly dry and low THC strain they swapped in as well. Up until that point I\'d gotten fantastic products and service. This last order unfortunately the best thing I received was the free prerolls. Sorry Guys, but these past two orders left me with a sour taste in my mouth. I\'d recommend trying a new service for the cheaper strains, as it seems they will give you brown frown :( Quite the bummer as Service and delivery were always fantastic.

Hi-lifeDc

11/17/2021 - 12:58PM EST

3.8

Had great communication until it came time to delivery. It took the driver almost 45 mins past my time request to contact me. I'm hoping next order there's a little better communication. Quality of flower is fantastic. Super flavorful with a long lasting effect. Nice and fresh. Looking forward to exploring the menu.

Hemp House DC

9/25/2021 - 6:17PM EDT

5.0

Having worked in the industry I have high expectations when it comes to customer service, bud quality, and delivery windows. I have never been disappointed by quality, I have been so happy with the high terp, flavonoid, and THC content of the flower. I have tried many services and these guys have top quality cultivars, genetics, and cures. I cannot reccomend them enough. There isn't one aspect of the transaction that will leave you disappointed.

DCTHC

8/16/2021 - 3:17PM EDT

5.0

Got a couple different strains about a month ago before heading on an extended hike. First of all the customer service was unreal. These guys took quick to another level. I was also pretty stoked on the flower. Everything I picked up had a long lasting effect even through some harder hikes. You cannot go wrong giving these guys a shot. Almost wish I had tried the shake too, because while I ran out on my trip I came home to a little reserve of their wedding cake that absolutely slapped.

Green Gorilla

5/17/2020 - 2:07PM EDT

5.0

I generally deal with Louie and today I had the pleasure of dealing with Easy. This company is stacked with absolutely incredible staff. If you want to feel welcomed and have your money go to the best flower in DC not to mention a Company that shatters expectations. Choose Green Gorilla. Much love fellas

Green Gorilla

5/13/2020 - 7:49PM EDT

5.0

These guys have came in clutch time and time again. Louie is an outstanding salesman, and loyal to his customers. Honestly the guy could fuck my wife and I'd still order from here. Absolutely incredible service and flowers!!!!

Green Gorilla

4/30/2020 - 2:43PM EDT

5.0

Absolutely the best service I have ever received. My order came not only correct, but with so many goodies I thought they may have messed up my large order. I called them back only to realize they hooked it up with prerolls, papers, some glass just to name a few. I called these guys as I was unfamiliar with a few strains, the knowledge of their strains, and lineage was like having a leafly employee talk to you one on one. The quality of the flowers, carts, and edibles I received are the absolute best I have found in DC. If you go anywhere else, you're wasting your damn money. Go with GG and be Happy!!! Also for the record, I purchased some mid shelf and shake on 4/20, you get what you pay for. You want quantity on a budget get their budget, if you want quality smoke for glass and papers, go top or connoisseur. Church is the made me feel like that girl in the 2000s commercial where she melted in the damn couch.