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XXX Og - OZ Deal DAILY SPECIALS 22mg THC

Indica Dominant (75/25): ≈ 20-23% – Being an indica dominant strain, it has a 75:25 indica/sativa ratio. XXX OG is a cross between XXX and OG Kush. What is really interesting about the strain is that it won first position in the Los Angeles Cannabis Cup held in 2014, all for good reason. The buds are quite large and dense all the while being covered with trichomes that ooze their way through the strain. The smell is completely different from what you had imagined it to be. It is lemony, earthy with pine undertones and is quite similar to the sap-like aroma you are accustomed to. As for the taste, it is sweet, earthy and pungent at the same time. The strain offers a high unlike any other you may have encountered before. The high starts from the head, gradually overwhelming your body.

Memory Loss - Oz Steal DAILY SPECIALS 26mg THC

Sativa Dominant (75/25): ≈ 24-27% – Memory Loss is a sativa dominant hybrid strain (70% sativa/30% indica) created through a cross of the heavy Amnesia Haze X Face Off OG strains. This powerhouse bud packs a hefty cerebral punch that leaves you unfocused and dazed for hours and hours on end. The high starts with an almost immediate onset that smashes into your brain, leaving you completely out of it and really unable to focus at all. As this effect continues, you’ll feel a light influx of energy and creativity as well as a sharp pang of hunger, so be certain to have some snacks on hand. With these effects and its super min 20’s % average THC level, Memory Loss is said to be perfect for treating conditions such as appetite loss, chronic pain, inflammation, insomnia, and muscle spasms or tremors.

Strawberry Banana - Oz Deal DAILY SPECIALS 28mg THC

Indica Dominant (70/30): ≈ 22-28% – Strawberry Banana is an indica dominant hybrid (70% indica/30% sativa) strain created by a potent cross between the popular Strawberry Bubblegum X Banana Kush strains. This dank bud boasts an average THC level ranging from 22-28% and a slew of surprisingly well-balanced indica and sativa effects. Users describe the Strawberry Banana high as one that starts with a great head buzz and then slowly builds into an intense euphoric and uplifted cerebral head high, leaving you relaxed yet also focused. Strawberry Banana has a memorable aroma of sweet tropical strawberry and a taste of tropical strawberry with a sweet banana exhale.

LA Kush Cakes - Oz Deal DAILY SPECIALS 27mg THC

Balanced Hybrid (50/50): ≈ 24-27% -LA Kush Cake, also known as “Los Angeles Cake,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Gorilla Glue #4 X LA Kush strains. Known for its super potent high and delicious flavor, LA Cake will have you head over heels in no time at all. The high starts with a slaaaaaaaam of uplifting effects that rush through your mind with a numbing effect, easing you into a warming and tingly yet calming relaxation (almost like an orgasm). As your mind settles, your body will begin to follow suit, dropping you into a sedative state that quickly turns powerfully sleepy, leaving you dozing off in no time at all. With these effects and its super high 24-27% average THC level, LA Kush Cake is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, depression or mood swings, chronic stress, headaches or migraines and chronic fatigue. This bud has a deep spicy herbal flavor with a deep diesel exhale. The aroma is of pungent woody pine and heavy spicy diesel, intensifying as the nugs are broken apart and burned away. LA Cake buds have long tight popcorn-shaped dark olive green nugs with thin orange hairs and a frosty thick blanket of tiny amber crystal trichomes. Check out the detailed pictures to the left and enjoy!

Sativa Pre-Rolls (4) Pack DAILY SPECIALS 22mg THC

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Animal Mint Superare SUPERARE 32% THC

Hybrid (50/50): ≈ 32% – Animal Mints is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the classic Thin Mint Girl Scout Cookies X Fire OG strains. Looking for an insanely delicious toke that will hit both mind and body with a high level of potency? Animal Mints is totally it. This baby packs a super sweet minty cookie flavor into each and every toke, with a lightly nutty vanilla exhale. These fluffy nugs do feature a decent amount of amber trichomes and tons of sticky resin, so it makes sense that she’d be rather strong. As her genetics would allude to, this strain features flavors and smells of mint, cookie dough, pine, and even a bit of diesel for good measure. The Animal Mints high is just as delightful as the flavor, with long-lasting effects that are perfect for kicking back after a long and stressful day. You’ll feel a cerebral effect first, filling your mind with a sleepy lifted sense that leaves you totally stoned and fading in and out of focus. A full heavy body high comes next, lulling you into a state of couch lock before you drift away into peaceful sedation. With these effects and its super potent 28-32% average THC level, Animal Mints is said to be perfect for treating chronic pain, insomnia, depression, chronic stress, cramps and muscle spasms. This bud has fluffy oversized popcorn-shaped forest green nugs with thin light amber hairs, tiny matching trichomes and a sticky sweet coating of syrupy resin.

Apple Fritter Superare SUPERARE 32% THC

Hybrid (50/50): ≈ 32% – Apple Fritter is a rare evenly balanced hybrid strain which is made through crossing Sour Apple and Animal Cookies strains whihc is super popular up and down the state of California. As you’d guess, her flavors take on that of the pastry she’s named after and incorporates a hint of cheesy goodness on the tail end to balance things out quite nicely. This bud has a super sweet fruity apple flavor with a lightly cakey vanilla exhale that’s just like a delicious fresh-baked apple fritter. The aroma is very similar as well. Apple Fritter is an interesting gal, as many users initially find her to be incredibly euphoric as she imparts a huge burst of creativity. Although it sounds like this would be an ideal time to work on an art project or write a new song, most will be far too relaxed to actually do anything with their newfound inspiration. As the high progresses, this sedation only intensifies and brings individuals to a place that’s full of body heaviness and eventually sleep. Apple Fritter an edge in treating those suffering from conditions such as insomnia, chronic pain, depression, mood swings and chronic stress.

MAC Miracle Alien Cookies Superare SUPERARE 31% THC

Hybrid (50/50): ≈ 31% – the heavily resin covered Miracle Alien Cookies, aka MAC strain is a perfectly balanced hybrid strain crossing Alien Cookies x (Colombian X Starfighter) strains. The smell of MAC is often musky and highlighted with subtle hints sour citrus. The taste has been described as being similar to biting an orange, with sweet floral and earthy undertone finish. Perfect for any hybrid lover who appreciates a super heavy flavor and high, MAC brings on the extreme hard-hitting effects that will have you feeling elevated to a whole new level. This is accompanied by a deep-felt relaxation that permeates your very being, leaving you totally calm in both mind and body. The effects of MAC have been described as relaxing the muscles while stimulating the mind and enhancing cerebral activity. Some have enjoyed MAC for tackling their hobbies as creativity has been sparked while others have liked to use it to lounge in front of the TV or play video games. Whichever activity you pursue on Miracle Alien Cookies while in Washington DC, you may very well have a calm but fun time.

AK Banana Exclusive Designer EXCLUSIVE DESIGNER 27% THC

Balanced Hybrid (50/50) 27% – Not much is known about this mystery strain AK Bananas other than knowing it a cross between AK47 and Banana KUSH. Upon our test ride of the strain, it was concluded that it is an uplifting hybrid with serious physical effects of relaxation without leaving the mind tired/cloudy/dazed. It was a couch-lock that we’ve never experienced before and rich banana aroma influence translated into taste exceedingly well! To simply put it, it was a bright, clear headed high with eye-opening banana flavor with a sedating couch lock. This bud is definitely one for the ages!

Grease Monkey Superare EXCLUSIVE DESIGNER 32% THC

Indica Dominant (80/20): 30-34% – Grease Monkey is an indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the classic Purple Gorilla Glue #4 with the delicious Cookies & Cream strain. Don’t be fooled by the small buds as this potent marriage of buds brings on the powerful effects and highly addictive flavor, flawlessly fusing those of its parent strains. With each rich inhale comes flavors of nutty vanilla and sweet skunky diesel. The aroma is just as delicious with an earthy pungency accented by sugary skunky diesel and a touch of vanilla. The Grease Monkey high is a creeper, building up behind the eyes before suddenly taking hold. You’ll suddenly feel a slam to the head of euphoric relaxation that lulls you into a mental state of calm and haze.

Godfather OG Exclusive Designer EXCLUSIVE DESIGNER 27% THC 1% CBD

Indica Dominant Hybrid (60/40) 27% - Dubbed “The Don of All OGs,” this strain has quite a name to live up to. A popular medical strain in Southern California, Godfather OG, like many other OG strains, is often recommended for insomnia and pain due to its sedative indica properties. If you’ve never smoked this strain before, you’re in for a treat. Godfather OG offers one of the strongest highs out there, with extremely sedative properties.

Fuelato Exclusive Designer EXCLUSIVE DESIGNER 28% THC

Sativa Hybrid (70/30): ≈ 28% ±  Cross between SFV OG Kush and Gelato #41, this super debilitating sativa-dominant hybrid is known for attacking the senses with its’ eye-watering and nose burning gas aroma and flavors. Not just your regular gas, Fuelato is reminscent of a strong, gasoline used for race cars or jets, but pairs well with its’ Gelato lineage to even out the harshness with sweet, fruity, creamy undertones. This best-seller across craft cannabis dispensaries in California promises potency, well-balanced effects and its’ versaility makes it suitable for both medicinal and recreational use at any time of the day is now available to Washington DC. With THC levels that average around 26%, there should be no surprise that this sativa-dominant hybrid hits fast, providing a powerful mood boost that is uplifting, motivating and all-around fun. After the initial cerebral buzz, the high mellows into a relaxing body stone/couch lock. These effects make Fuelato the perfect strain to enjoy with friends, without being too overwhelming or tiring. Aroma and flavor wise, this is one for all the gas lovers out there – the base notes wreak of mighty, robust jet fuel or gasoline like none other. With the Gelato #41 genetics, Fuelato also inherits a funky, pungent creamy sweetness that meshes well with the overpowering gas notes.

Lemonchello 28 Exclusive Designer EXCLUSIVE DESIGNER 26% THC

Indica Dominant Hybrid (60/40): ≈22-26% – Lemonnade’s Lemonchello 28 flower is a surprisingly very lemony indica. The strong citrus flavor is coupled with a smooth hit and a buzzy body high, which is marginally heftier than the calming head high. A thick coating of resin adds to the perfection of this bud who’s flavour profile of lemon and cherry is delightful. It makes for an easy mood boost but it’s also flexible enough to handle most activities if you don’t overdo it. You can expect it to hit quickly and with a burst of energy. It’s good for body aches, too. An indica feel, perfect for relaxing to some mellow rhymes with some ‘chello.

Mendo Purp Exclusive Designer EXCLUSIVE DESIGNER 26% THC

Indica Hybrid (60/40): 26%+ – Mendocino Purps, also called Mendo Purps or The Purps, is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that won the high Times Cannabis Cup multiple times. Mendo Purps that is available here in DC, produces buds that smell of pine and berries, with earthy undertones and the delicious flavor of coffee and caramel. THC levels average in the 20s but are known to reach up to 28%. Its high will cause the consumer to feel tranquil as spirits are uplifted and stresses melt away. The body falls into a deep relaxation and sedation may occur – causing either laziness or sleepiness. It is recommended that users keep food close at hand as the “couch-lock” effect may be stronger than the ‘munchies’ effect. Some might also find that this strain may cause ‘the giggles.’

Octane Mint Sorbet Exclusive Designer EXCLUSIVE DESIGNER 28% THC

Pure Indica (0/100): ≈ 26-29% – Octane Mint Sorbet (Indica), is a cross between Sunset Octane x Wedding Cake. This strain offers a relaxed, eurphoric, hungry high and helps with sleep, pain and stress. A grand example of modern cannabis genetic engineering. Octane Mint Sorbet is a strain name that is hard to pass up. You know you’re going to get a gassy sweet experience from the name alone and these pictures don’t do this strain no justice, so for all you gas lovers out there, this strain is for you! Being mixed between two indica strains, this flower is 100% pure indica which a lot of common indica users typically include increased mental and muscle relaxation.

Purple God Exclusive Designer EXCLUSIVE DESIGNER 32% THC

Indica Dominant Hybrid – (70/30): ≈ 29-31% – Purple God is a super rare indica dominant hybrid strain created through crossing the potent God X Hawaiian X Purple Skunk strains. This potent powerhouse packs a heavy 31-32% average THC level and long-lasting effects that are perfect for when you need a little extra help getting to sleep at night or kicking back at the end of a stressful day. The high comes on with a slightly lifted effect that leaves your mind feeling blissfully hazy and unfocused. A light tingle will begin to wash over your body, filling your limbs with sweet relaxation and luring you into a couch-locked state that’s incredibly sedative. Soon, you’ll feel yourself drift off into a deep and peaceful sleep in this state that lasts for hours and hours on end.

Thin Mint GSC EXCLUSIVE DESIGNER 28% THC

Balanced Hybrid (50/50): 24-28% – This well balanced hybrid strain Thin Mints is well known for its sweet and minty scent and flavor profile similar to the actual cookies. Its buds are a dark green with royal purple highlights covered in frosty crystals. The THC of this strain can be as high as 28% and tts high produces a balance of both physical and mental effects, relaxing the muscles and boosting one’s spirits into a state of uber euphoria. Some have noted that it can increase their creativity and imaginative thinking. It’s also known to help boost appetite, so have some actual thin mints around – you’ll be wanting some after a few hits. Thin Mint GSC with was a finisher at the 2017 Seattle Cannabis Cup, and has become a popular strain on the West Coast and now is available here on the East Coast thanks to Exotic Blooms.

Venom OG Exclusive Designer EXCLUSIVE DESIGNER 28% THC

Balanced Hybrid (50/50) 28% – Venom OG is a popular recreational strain that has recently made waves as a useful medicinal variant, too. Don’t let the name fool you – the only poison coming from this strain will be to kill your aches and pains. You’ll feel a rush of happiness first that lifts your spirits and leaves your head feeling heavy and stoney. As you fall into sleepiness and complete bliss, your body will be washed over with a warming wave of lightly buzzing tingles, easing you into a calm state of utter relaxation. Venom OG’s compact flowers emit an aroma with dominant notes of skunk and citrus. Hanging out under this musk is a hint of fresh pine. Grinding up or breaking apart the buds, meanwhile, yields some diesel fumes, possibly due to the influence of grandparent strain Chemdawg.

Black Diamond OG Private Reserve PRIVATE RESERVE 26% THC

Indica (70/30): ≃ 26% –  Black Diamond, which is otherwise referred to as 'Black Diamond OG' and sometimes as 'Black Diamond OG Kush', is the medical marijuana cannabis strain which is straight from Northern California region. It is a cross between flavor-engineered Blackberry and Diamond OG and the indica-dominant strain and is considered as a rare strain, even more so here in Washington DC. The THC levels of this strain range between 22 and 27%. The buds of the plant will be remarkably frosted with remarkable trichomes. The buds contain orange-colored hairs which are long and thin shooting out of the denser bugs. The aroma of this particular strain is found to be earthy and musky and will be more or less like that of red wine. When the users sniff-up closer, this strain smells highly pungent. The taste would be similar to the smell and the taste of strong indica will be left in the user's throat for some time. This strain is recommended to be used as a nighttime smoke by insomnia patients as this highly potent and sedative. This can be used for alleviating pains, muscle spasms, nausea and anxiety. Furthermore, Black Diamond tends to cause hunger in the users and hence can be used by the people who suffer from loss of appetite.

GG4 Private Reserve PRIVATE RESERVE 28% THC

Indica Hybrid (60/40): 28%+ – Gorilla Glue, also known as “Gorilla Glue #1” or “420 Glue” is an indica dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) strain created through crossing the classic Chocolate Diesel X Sour Diesel strains. This bud packs a crazy powerful high that leaves you feeling like your mind is filled with glue, all fueled by an insanely potent 26-30% average THC level. The high starts with a cerebral rush that leaves you feeling happy yet totally hazy, with no hope of focusing on anything any time soon. As your head high build and builds, your body will be washed over with a deep body buzz, leaving you feeling completely stoned and immovable.

Glookiez Private Reserve PRIVATE RESERVE 26% THC

ndica Dominant Hybrid (80/20): 22-26%- Glookies is a rare slightly indica dominant hybrid strain (20% sativa/80% indica) created through crossing the infamous Girl Scout Cookies X GG4 strains. This celebrity child is a patient and breeder favorite thanks to its seemingly flawless combination of effects from both of its parent strains. The high starts with a cerebral influx of lifted creativity and motivation, filling you with the artistic inspiration that you need to take on any task that you have at hand. This is accompanied by a growing sense of euphoria and happiness that fills both mind and body with a warming effect without causing any sedation or anxiety. With these long-lasting effects and its moderately high 22-26% average THC level, Glookies is said to be perfect for treating those suffering from chronic pain, insomnia, PTSD, chronic stress or anxiety and ADD or ADHD. Glookies has a sweet nutty cookie flavor with a chocolaty diesel overtone that lingers long after your final exhale. The aroma is of earthy diesel and pungent chocolate with a spicy overtone that intensifies as the nugs are broken apart and burned.

Gelato Cake Private Reserve PRIVATE RESERVE 26% THC

Indica Dominant Hybrid (75/25): 26% – Gelato Cake expresses the traits of both its parents, Wedding Cake and Gelato 33 in a layered mosaic of crushed grapes, sweet kerosene gas, and aged cognac. The intense concentration of white trichomes, orange and burgundy hues, and a truly unique flavor delight novices and experts alike. Famous for its insanely delicious flavor and super relaxing high, Gelato Cake is one bud that every indica lover needs to add to their list. This bud packs a sweet and sour creamy vanilla flavor into each and every toke, accented by rich peppery pine upon exhale. The aroma takes a surprisingly pungent turn, with a gassy overtone that’s accented by sour citrus and sweet cream. The Gelato Cake high isn’t quite as vibrant, with creeping and relaxing effects that are perfect for a late-night treat. You’ll feel a slow build of euphoria hit you first, pulling your mind into a state of pure happiness and ease that’s pretty creative, too. As your mind settles, a relaxing body high will slowly ebb and flow throughout your entire physical form, locking you to the couch and leaving you fully immovable at and ease.

Jedii Kush Private Reserve PRIVATE RESERVE 26% THC

Indica (100/0): 26%   - Jedi Kush is a 100% pure indica strain that is a potent cross between the hugely popular Death Star X SFV OG Kush strains. This dank bud boasts a THC level ranging from 22-27% on average. Jedi Kush has an aroma of pine and tobacco with a hint of sour skunk and a taste of earthy pine with a sweet skunk aftertaste that intensifies as you exhale. These nugs are caked in a layer of fine crystal white trichomes and sweet syrupy resin. Users describe the Jedi Kush high as having an almost immediate onset of a dreamy spacey euphoria that wraps around your entire mind accompanied by a warming sensation that spreads throughout the body. You'll feel an unexpected rush of cerebral stimulation and intense energy with, surprisingly, very little sedation and lethargy. Due to these potent effects, Jedi Kush is an ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as depression, chronic pain, and stress.

Purple Kush Private Reserve PRIVATE RESERVE 27% THC

Indica Pure (100/0): ≈ 27% – Also known as “Purple Hindu Kush”, Purple Kush is a pure indica that sets itself apart from other indica hybrids with its eye-catching colors and pleasant taste. It was originally created by breeders in a neighborhood of Oakland, California dubbed Oaksterdam, one of the oldest legal medical marijuana areas of the United States. Purple Kush is a cross between two South-Central Asian indica landraces: Hindu Kush, from the mountainous Pakistan-Afghanistan border, and a purple-tinged variety of Afghani. With 100% indica genetics, it provides a slow and relaxing full body stone.

Zookiez Private Reserve PRIVATE RESERVE 28% THC

Hybrid Balanced (50/50): 24-28% – Fans of the Glue family should include Zookies on their must-try list as soon as possible because between her great flavors and powerful effects, you’ll feel as if you hit the cannabis lottery. An evenly balanced hybrid that hails from a cross between Animal Cookies and Original Glue (also known as Gorilla Glue #4). Lightweight smokers need not apply here, as Zookies tends to be rather powerful with a high of 25% THC. Nugs are quite dense and very dark with purple and green tones, thin orange pistils, and an incredibly thick coating of white crystals that sparkle and shine. Flavors and aromas are nuanced, to say the least, with a blend of tropical fruit, cookies, pepper, and diesel – she’s one of those gals that you either love or hate.

Gelato 33 Premium PREMIUM 25% THC

Indica Hybrid (55/45): ≈ 21-25% – Originally from the famous Cookie Fam of the Bay Area, Gelato is a cross between Sunset Sherbet and Thin Mint GSC. Since its birth, a number of phenotypes have been released, all with their own unique attributes. One of them is Gelato #33, a balanced hybrid with compact buds, staying true to its Cookie genetics. Like other Gelato phenotypes, Gelato #33 is covered with fiery orange hairs while its buds can be dark green to purple. With sweet citrus and fruity flavors, Gelato #33 offers an uplifting and energetic high that is perfect for any post-work activity after a long day.

Grape Berry Kush Premium PREMIUM 23% THC

Indica Hybrid (60/40): ≈ 20-23% – Grape Berry, also known as “DJ Short Grape Kush,” is a slightly indica dominant hybrid (60% indica/40% sativa) strain that is a Blueberry phenotype bred by the infamous DJ Short to draw out a more grapey flavor than its Blueberry parent. The taste is definitely very grape-like, with hints of fruity berry and pungent muskiness to complement the sweetness of the grape flavor. The aroma is very pungent and earthy with hints of musky grapes and spices that are released as the nugs are burned. Grape Berry buds have tight and super dense forest green nugs with purple undertone, sparse orange hairs, and a coating of super sticky resin and tiny clear crystal trichomes. The Grape Berry high is very much like those of its parents, with both head and body effects that are stoney and long-lasting. The high starts with a cerebral onset that leaves you uplifted and blissfully hazy, before lulling you into a completely sedated state with a powerful body buzz that creeps up on you.

LA Kush Cake Premium PREMIUM 27% THC

Balanced Hybrid (50/50): ≈ 24-27% -LA Kush Cake, also known as “Los Angeles Cake,” is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the infamous Gorilla Glue #4 X LA Kush strains. Known for its super potent high and delicious flavor, LA Cake will have you head over heels in no time at all. The high starts with a slaaaaaaaam of uplifting effects that rush through your mind with a numbing effect, easing you into a warming and tingly yet calming relaxation (almost like an orgasm). As your mind settles, your body will begin to follow suit, dropping you into a sedative state that quickly turns powerfully sleepy, leaving you dozing off in no time at all. With these effects and its super high 24-27% average THC level, LA Kush Cake is often chosen to treat those suffering from conditions such as chronic pain, depression or mood swings, chronic stress, headaches or migraines and chronic fatigue. This bud has a deep spicy herbal flavor with a deep diesel exhale. The aroma is of pungent woody pine and heavy spicy diesel, intensifying as the nugs are broken apart and burned away. LA Cake buds have long tight popcorn-shaped dark olive green nugs with thin orange hairs and a frosty thick blanket of tiny amber crystal trichomes. Check out the detailed pictures to the left and enjoy!

OG Kush Premium PREMIUM 25% THC

Indica Dominant Hybrid (75/25): 20 - 25% - OG Kush is an American marijuana classic, a Southern California original with some of the highest THC levels in the world. With a 25:75 sativa/indica ratio, this strain pulls no punches. Expect a hard, mixed high with intense euphoria followed by serious couch-lock.

Purple Punch Premium PREMIUM 26% THC

indica-Dominant (80/20): 22-26% – Crossing Granddaddy Purple with Larry OG, Larry OG was a smart idea, as this indica-dominant strain brings forth the best in both of her parents. Individuals who are longing for equally strong mind and body effects should give this bud a go. Its THC levels vary in the mid-20’s, but both novice and veteran consumers alike explain that they enjoy this strain so long as the proper amount is used.

Shatter - Death Star OG Concentrates 74% THC

1G - Death Star OG which a potent cross between Sour Diesel, Sensi Star, and OG Kush.