Whoopi Goldberg: My vape pen and I, a love story

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Published on 4/18/14

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"I took a sip. It was beautiful. And my pen and I have been together ever since." Whoopi Goldberg in her debut column in the Denver Post.

My vape pen and I maintain a mostly private relationship. Sure, I’ll sometimes show my pen to a friend or share her with a close confidant. But mostly it’s just she and I working through my pain. And her ability to help me live comfortably with glaucoma makes her one of the more important figures in my day to day.

When I show her to a friend, the reaction 99 percent of the time is: “Holy s**t, where did you get this and how can I get me one?” They’re seriously that blown away by my vape pen. And they should be. She’s that amazing.