2023 Valentine's Day Gift Guide for Stoners

2023 Valentine's Day Gift Guide for Stoners

Published on 2/2/23

Valentine's Day is just around the corner, so it's time to think about what to get your loved ones. But what do you buy for your favorite stoner? If you're not sure, we've got you covered.

Here are some of the best Valentine's gifts for stoners.

1. THC Molecule Necklace


This is the perfect gift for the science-minded. The THC molecule necklace from Rosa Vila is not only stylish, but it's also a conversation starter and a great way to show your stoner how much you care about their interests. Rosa Vila is a small, women-founded, owned, and operated company in Austin, TX.

Where to buy: Amazon

Cost: $14 to $16, depending on the finish (Carbon Black, Gold Tone, Rose Gold Tone, and Silver Tone)

2. Hydro Glide Sensation Enhancer

Spice up the bedroom with Hydro Glide Sensation Enhancer. It contains 250 mg nano CBD and is water-based, latex-friendly, and non-toxic. It's also vegan, cruelty-free, and paraben-free. The best part about this stoner Valentine's Day gift? It uses a water-nano fractionalized CBD, which means it's more bioavailable than other CBD products.

Where to buy: Privy Peach

Cost: $37

3. QUIM Smooth Operator Intimate Serum


Choose a CBD-infused intimate serum for a relaxing and enjoyable experience. The QUIM Smooth Operator Intimate Serum is water-based, making it safe to use with latex condoms and toys. It's also vegan, cruelty-free, and non-toxic. QUIM is a woman-owned and operated business that believes in self-care.

Where to buy: QUIM

Cost: 10ml bottle for $20; 30ml bottle for $48

4. Full-Spectrum Hemp Chocolates

Five Hemp

What better way to show your stoner Valentine how much you care than with a box of full-spectrum hemp chocolates? It's a gift that keeps on giving! Each milk chocolate contains a 5:1 ratio of CBD:THC for the perfect high with just the right amount of calm.

Where to buy: Fivehemp.org

Cost: $39.99 for a box of 10 squares. A monthly subscription starts at $27.99/month.

5. Love Intimacy Tablets

@1906newhighs via Instagram

For a special date night, choose a plant-powered arousal pill with cannabis and other stimulating ingredients, including Damiana, ashwagandha, Muira Pauma, Catuaba, and theobromine. These fast-dissolving tablets increase blood flow and enhance sensation.

Where to buy: Dispensaries in Arizona, Colorado, Illinois, Massachusetts, Michigan, Oklahoma, and Ohio that carry 1906 New Highs.

Cost: See the dispensary for pricing.

6. Cannabis-Infused Hash Bath from Mary Jane's Medicinals

Mary Jane's Medicinals

Soak away stress with a cannabis-infused hash bath from Mary Jane's Medicinals. The CBD and THC in the hash bath absorb through the skin, making for a relaxing and enjoyable experience. Included is an exfoliating loofah to help scrub away dead skin cells, leaving you feeling refreshed and invigorated.

Where to buy: Dispensaries in Colorado, Oklahoma, New Mexico, and Nevada that carry Mary Jane's Medicinals.

Cost: See the dispensary for pricing.

7. Hand & Body CBD Lotion from Toastyy


Full-spectrum CBD lotion is perfect for a post-bath massage. This lotion from Toastyy is extra strong and contains a rich formula that's also non-GMO, hypoallergenic, and 100% vegan. Use the benefits of CBD to soothe the skin, lock in moisture, and reduce redness naturally with this one-of-a-kind body lotion.

Where to buy: Toastyy

Cost: $49.99

8. Kush Queen CBD Bath Bombs

Kush Queen via Facebook

Shop for bath products this stoner Valentine's Day with Kush Queen's CBD-infused bath bombs. Each bomb is made with 50mg of CBD and comes in various scents and colors. Want to try something different? Choose a 1:1 Relax CBD + Delta 8 THC bomb for a genuinely unique bath experience. For a memorable gift, buy a few bath bombs and CBD beauty products for a relaxing basket.

Where to buy: Kush Queen

Cost: Starting at $14

9. High Desert Pure CBD Massage Oil


You can't go wrong on Valentine's Day with a massage, and what better way to enhance the experience than with CBD-infused massage oil? They make high Desert Pure CBD Massage Oil with full-spectrum CBD and coconut oil for a fragrance-free, smooth, and long-lasting massage.

Where to buy: High Desert Pure

Cost: $39.95 for a 4oz bottle

11. Whole Plant Formula CBD Lip Balm

Lord Jones

Soothe and protect your lips with a CBD-infused lip balm. The whole plant formula CBD lip balm from Lord Jones is made with organic ingredients, including extra virgin olive oil, mimosa wax, grapefruit oil, shea butter, and rosemary oil. The grapefruit oil gives it a refreshing citrus scent, while the shea butter and olive oil nourish and moisturize the lips.

Where to buy: Lord Jones

Cost: $12

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