(May 20) Drought season is upon us! The drought this year is supposed to be the absolute worst in history - even worse than last year! Please be aware of this as we attempt to provide balance and consistency to our menu during the worst drought in history. If you are doubtful, we advise visiting other services to confirm. The growth of cannabis demand continues to outpace supply due to increasing state legalization efforts. More on this coming soon.
(May 14) On 4/20, we sent out our 3rd round of invitations! Congratulations to everyone who has joined to date. We are pleased to hear the positive feedback from Hyfe Rewards as it was created to give back to our most loyal followers. We are preparing to rush toward our 4th round of invitations in the upcoming weeks due to an influx of inquiries so stay tuned. Our team looks forward to servicing you, and we hope our new and soon-to-be members enjoy all the advantages of being a part of the Hyfe Family!
(May 14) As our economy gradually returns to normalcy, we will keep you updated on when we plan to resume our normal delivery hours. Until then, please continue to plan your schedule with us around noon and 5pm. This allows us to make sure all of our vehicles are disinfected properly keeping all of you and our staff safe. Thank you for your understanding and patience during this time.
(April 18) As explained in our READ ME section, we do not utilize Where's Weed's system to confirm, finalize, or track your request. ***DO NOT*** use the "Notes" section if you are placing a pre-order on WW as it will very likely be missed.
(March) During this trying time, we understand there is a lot of fear regarding the unknown. We want you to feel completely comfortable during your visit. Our drivers have been trained and urged to maintain the STRICTEST sanitary standards between each delivery because we understand the community's concern. Please do not feel obligated to shake our driver's hand, and please do not feel uncomfortable minimizing contact while handing over a gift. We would not take offense during these sensitive times.
(FLOWERS) Mix and match your flowers 2-ways for no added fee (oz broken in half or half broken in quarters or quarter broken in eighths). Mix and match 4-ways for only a $10 fee!!!
(EXTRACTS) Mix and match extracts by the gram without any fees! This exclusive deal allows you to mix & match extracts that have different suggested donations! The average of each will be taken.
(DEALS) Mix and match our extracts and/or vape DEALS!!! We will take the average of the deals you are mixing & matching.
Choose 4 different 1/8s of AAAA Boutique flower for a suggested donation of $200. $50 per eighth!!! *UPGRADE ONE 1/8 TO AAAA PLUS FOR $15*
* Choose 1 half oz of any 'Top Shelf' items * Choose any (2) Live Resin cartridges (excludes full gram) * Additional carts $45 per without limit * Disposables incur a $10 upgrade * AA or better incurs an upgrade *
(July 8) This deal is currently unavailable and we will have a new shatter and crumble menu in 2 weeks.
This deal will be temporarily unavailable for the week of July 4th.
This deal will be temporarily unavailable for the week of July 4th.
SPECIAL PROMOTION - This deal includes all premium extracts on our menu MFG by Cookies, which include the Premium Live Badder and the Premium Live Resin Diamonds. *Non-premium diamonds apply to our "Live Diamonds" deal*
Glass syringes filled with full spectrum extract.
Kite disposable live resin vapes are great for traveling and daily activity. This amazing deal can have you prepared for any situation. Supplies are limited.
(April 7) As our country faces dire PPE shortages during this pandemic, our front line workers are the most exposed and at risk. Since March, Hyfe has been deeply involved with local efforts to procure and donate costly masks from the private marketplace to hospitals and essential workers. To date we have donated over 2000 KN95 masks to hospitals that need them and that number grows. To continue our efforts in supporting our healthcare providers, essential workers, and those in need during this nation-wide shortage, we will be donating KN95 masks to our donors who need it most. We believe that the most rapid road to recovery will arrive in the form of either a vaccine or a wide availability of masks for the public. It is currently a challenging time for our nation and we pledge to do whatever we can to help our community. If you would like to help donate masks, please contact dispatch and learn how to do so.
(April 9) Thank you to everyone who has stayed at home and sacrificed going outside to enjoy the beautiful weather we've had lately. We just processed another batch of 1250 KN95 masks that is expected to arrive and be inspected by the FDA in approximately 2 weeks. This is our 3rd batch, and in this batch we have added an extra 250 KN95 masks to donate to YOU! As we began to see the light at the end of tunnel, we pushed very hard to procure these additional masks for our local community and supporters. Those most in need will receive the highest priority in receiving a KN95 mask and details on this specification will be released when the masks arrive.
(March) During this unprecedented time, our highest priority is the welfare of our team, patients, and the communities we operate in. We are committed to doing our part in combating this global public health crisis. Our team has been proactive and diligent as this ongoing crisis continues to evolve and we continue to monitor this situation daily so that we can take preventative measures to maintain a healthy environment at our office, our vehicle, and during exchanges. Our goal is to maintain access to the trusted medical and recreational cannabis products that our patients rely on every day.
(March) We take the health of our team and communities seriously. We have instituted extremely strict protocols for during and between exchanges, throughout the day, and when finishing routes. Our drivers carry hand sanitizers that are used generously between each exchange, and they gravely understand to never touch their face on the road. Each driver also carries Chlorox disinfectant wipes that are used to wipe down the steering wheel, transmission, other interior parts, and door handles on an hourly basis. When finishing a shift, all of our drivers disinfect their phones, car keys, and wash their hands.
(March) Being a delivery service, we conform to the CDC's recommendations and guidelines. We take our responsibilities further and will continue to do everything we can to activate measures focused on safety, sanitation, and social distancing while continuing to provide access to wellness needs. We understand that many of our patients use cannabis as part of their daily health and wellness routine, and we take our responsibility as a provider very seriously. We will make every accommodation legally possible to provide convenient access while helping minimize the risk of spreading this virus.
(March) You have our commitment that we are doing everything we can to provide a healthy workplace for our team and communities and a safe gifting experience for our patients. Thank you for your continued support during this unprecedented time and we will continue to provide regular updates regarding this rapidly changing set of circumstances.
Live Resin refers to any extraction process where the starting raw biomass is freshly frozen flowers as opposed to flowers that have been dried and cured. When flowers are harvested for a live resin extraction, they are immediately sent to a freezer to be flash-frozen. Once fully frozen, they are then processed through an extraction method that is also performed under extremely cold conditions. As you may be aware, terpenes are extremely volatile and over 50% of terpenes evaporate naturally at room temperature. Although it has been said for a long time, we are now beginning to discover with scientific evidence that terpenes also get you high, contain many medicinal properties, and provides a strain its unique effects. ALL of these terpenes and their medicinal properties are preserved within a live resin extract. When you consume a live resin full spectrum extract, you are experiencing a plethora of effects that nobody on earth has been able to experience before in the past given that all flowers or concentrates in the past have involved dried and cured buds. With live resin, you get to experience cannabinoids and terpenes that were 100% impossible before. Beware: there are fake diamonds, fake shatter, and fake live resin out there. Chemical fillers are used to make fake diamonds and fake shatter, and old destabilized wax is whipped up and marketed as live resin or "budder".
BEGINNER READ - LIVE RESIN: https://my420tours.com/what-is-live-resin
ADVANCED READ - TERP SAUCE: https://www.milehighglasspipes.com/blogs/trending-items/terp-sauce-hows-it-made-and-whats-it-like
ADVANCED READ - TERPENE & FLAVONOID PHARMACOLOGY: <<< https://www.fundacion-canna.es/en/terpenes >>> "It is being observed that cannabinoids are not the only active substances in the Cannabis plant. Certain studies showed that there were differences between the effects produced by pure cannabinoids and the ones caused by the plant, although cannabinoids are administered in equal doses in both cases. These observations point to the existence of other active substances in the Cannabis plant, which have an intrinsic pharmacological action and/or can modify the pharmacological action of cannabinoids. Two groups of active substances have been identified presently; terpenes and flavonoids, both of which appear in sufficient concentrations to have pharmacological activity. From a scientific perspective, neither [how they are formed nor which specific compound is capable of producing synergy with cannabinoids] have been proven. Both terpenes and flavonoids are under the increasing attention of the scientific and medical community due to their proven pharmacological actions. In the following paragraphs, we will try to show the current state of the studies about the biological and synergistic activity between these active substances and the cannabinoids."
You get what you pay for! There is a new manufacturing process implemented with BHO extracts called "CRC". More exclusive details on CRC coming soon! Just know that FAKE SHATTER is running rampantly wild within the CRC world so if you are a fan of CRC products PLEASE VERIFY YOUR SOURCE. You get what you pay for! <<< https://cannabislifenetwork.com/psa-fake-shatter-explained-silica-pine-resin-or-gum-arabic >>>
(January) We have an intense menu coming soon coupled with DRASTIC drops in donations over the next two months that will be unbeatable. More details will be provided in the coming weeks. We are gearing up to become the most exclusive service provider in DC with the most exclusive and exotic menu. Through our unique partnerships with THE MOST ELITE CIRCLES in the industry, our menu will have items you've never heard of and items that are very hard to find, all at affordable donations. Our first teaser menu will be filled with items from Nipsey Hussle's team, The Cure Company, as well as multiple brands of Live Resin/Sauce pens and CAT3 flowers! There will be no other menu that can compare, so STAY TUNED. Thank you to our loyal supporters, followers, and regulars - we WILL continue to direct and focus our attention towards you! For those who still need some convincing... don't miss the train!
(January) Over the following months, we will be gradually advancing our menu to include only the best in flowers. There will be a major change in our menu's appearance, and from this point on forward we will be hand-selecting and curating our menu from the top-down. Look forward to being a part of one of the best menus in DC.
(January) Your network is your net-worth. Don't be fooled by fake-me-out "designer" packaging on cartridges and flowers. Authentic name brands that we will have: Jungle Boys, The Cure Company, Connected, Los Angeles Farmers, Raw Garden, Sherbinski, and more. We worked very hard to secure exclusive deals with legitimate sources and are ecstatic to introduce everything we've been assembling since the beta-launch of Hyfe Rewards.
(January) Our words mean everything to us as well as our mission toward continuing to raise the standards in DC. When the vape crisis first emerged, we were the first in DC to take measures toward ensuring that all our vapes are 100% authentic and safe. Moving forward, we will be offering only live resin and sauce cartridges/vapes. Distillate cartridges will be a thing of the past. We have solidified relationships that will evolve DC and help introduce top live resin producers such as: Sherbinski, Lush Fields, Billy Kimber and many more!
(January) We will be fully expanding our concentrates menu and have secured relationships that will make the most exotic extracts affordable for everyone without sacrifice in quality or interruptions in supply. Our experiment with SoCal Dabbers proved that there is demand for high-quality, premium extracts, so we will be curating our concentrates section as thoroughly as our flower. We've undertaken huge strides toward ensuring that our new menu will only have extracts that were processed with CAT3 products (no "home-brews"), because your safety is our highest concern.
(January) What is CAT3? We predict that the term "CAT3" will be abused in the future, so we advise connoisseurs to educate themselves on the difference. Follow the link below and learn more about CAT qualifications (turn phone sideways to view link or use desktop) (https://www.reddit.com/r/CannabisExtracts/comments/ben3di/difference_between_cat1_vs_cat3_vs_cat2)
Many often wonder what makes Hyfe so unique. Although some may assume it's our competitive donations, that is untrue. There are many variables that go into delivering a pleasurable experience beyond our menu. The standards we uphold are the reasons why we have such a high retention rate and why our supporters refer us to friends and family.
We respect your time, so please respect ours. We also respect you, so please respect us. We do not tolerate disrespectful behavior and have blacklisted individuals for doing so.
We've created a dispatching system so efficient that delivery times can be estimated with traffic in mind. From the moment you place your request to the moment of delivery, our systems aim to make the process seamless and timely for both parties. We strongly recommend placing requests in advance and avoiding traffic rush hours.
When it comes to quality, consistency is key. It's not about having the best quality although we do. It's about continually bringing that quality even during dry seasons. Through trial and error, we were able to establish relationships to bring you the finest in quality while staying competitive in donation. Through the drought of 2019 we worked hard to prove our consistency, and now our loyal regulars trust our highest tiers even without pictures.
We stand by our product! What you see is what you get. We don't give you anything we wouldn't consume ourselves. No gimmicks, no hassles, no headaches!
With the experience of being in the industry for decades, we are able to educate our supporters about malpractices in the industry and how it can be avoided to create an overall environment that is safe and profitable for everyone. As a result, we’re also able to ensure ethical practices within our own supply chain (not an easy task).
Hyfe Rewards you for being loyal by giving back. We've created a system that converts your dollars donated into points that can be used on our rewards menu. Learn more about Hyfe Rewards down below. Giving back is a tremendous focus of ours. From giving back to the community by enabling access and furthering grassroots goals to starting not-for-profit organizations revolved around providing the highest quality medication specifically to those in financial need, we have projects upon projects upon projects in the pipelines.
To all HYFE supporters, we have very exciting news. After 6 months of hard work, we are introducing HYFE REWARDS! A one-of-a-kind rewards program that gives back based on loyalty. As a member, your donations will be converted into points that can be spent on our Rewards menu. For those who have never been with us, please keep in mind that in order to be eligible to join, you must have visited us at least 3 times in the past. If you would like to inquire about an invitation, please feel free to give us a call/text for more information.
Small, glass pipe
Thick glass pipe
$10 Off Coupon
1 gram of any AAAA
Ice Cream Cake is currently available.
1/8 of any AAA
Use this $50 coupon towards any visit!
We will continue to introduce you to how Hyfe Rewards works, the various multipliers and extra points you can earn (and how), and, of course, the Hyfe Rewards Menu itself.
Follow us on Instagram for IG-only exclusive deals and drops. Every follower will receive a 10% OFF COUPON their next visit!
Updated 4-24-19: We prefer for REQUESTS to be PLACED through Where's Weed. We strongly encourage everyone to access Where's Weed through a browser, even if you are on your phone. It will maximize your experience. REQUESTS are PROCESSED in the order they are REVIEWED. They are REVIEWED in the order they are PLACED. When we are dealing with a high volume, it may take up to 15-30 minutes for us to REVIEW your REQUEST. They are then DELIVERED in the order they have been CONFIRMED. A request becomes CONFIRMED once we have REVIEWED all information and have sent you a text- or call-confirmation. Estimated delivery windows are only estimates! Sometimes we may have to change the location a block or two if it is difficult to find or park - PLEASE WORK WITH US IN THESE SCENARIOS. If you ever arrive before us and find a location difficult to work with, please feel free to find the closest, best, and safe parking location, send us the location and our driver will find you! Please also be prepared to visit the driver at his window! LIMITED SERVICE DURING HEAVY RAINFALL.
Updated 4-24-19: Please be aware when we provide you a delivery window estimate that it is only an estimate. Traffic and donors can be unpredictable. Missing a single turn in the city can extend an eta up to 7-15 minutes and sometimes donors are late. It also becomes harder to estimate accurately the longer the line. WE WILL TRY OUR BEST TO CONSISTENTLY MAKE SURE THAT ESTIMATES UNDER AN HOUR ARE TRUSTWORTHY. If your estimate is one hour or more then please be patient with us.
We have 5 categories of flowers. ALL of our shelves consist of only top shelf material, EXCEPT our Economy shelf. If you are a casual smoker or are a new local with us, start off with our 'Top Shelf' menu of entry-level, A-Grade material. Being the only tier we had throughout our initial opening, this is our staple menu and without a doubt our most popular. Don't let it fool you - our "entry-level" 'Top Shelf' tier continues to rival our competitors' best, setting the bar for what can be claimed as "Top Shelf." Our 'Exotic' menu consisting of AAA-Grade material is our second most popular menu and the second tier we opened up. This is for those who need the highest quality without paying the overhead of a boutique farm. We guarantee the quality of this shelf to be better than or match the quality of the best of any of our competitors. Lastly, we have our 'Premium' menu consisting of AA-Grade material which is quality that fits between A-Grade and AAA-Grade, and more recently we've added an AAAA-Grade for Connoisseurs tier. Material on our AAAA-Grade for Connoisseurs tier come from EXCLUSIVE SMALL FARMS (the best in the business whom have access to exclusive and authentic clones). These materials tend to have increased overhead that come from maximum attention & care as well as increased manual labor such as hand-trimming.
The bars that we have set toward quality of service here at HYFE have seemed to make others uncomfortable. Please be aware that this has inadvertently led to an influx of fake negative reviews. We try to report these fake reviews to no avail. Our final quarterly report of 2019 revealed that over 85% of our visitors are regulars so it doesn't affect us anyway. There is enough for everybody and our focus is toward a specific type of clientele that respects and are accommodating. We are focused on maximizing the quality of service for our supporters. Look forward to a ridiculous menu in the coming months. We have high expectations for this year and we hope that other services can join us in a collaborative effort to make the industry a more professional and safer environment.
At the turn of 2020, our New Year resolution was to bring the highest quality products possible to DC and to raise the standards within our nascent community. We did away with distillate vapes and converted our menu to contain only Live Resin vapes. And then COVID-19 happened. >>> We are bringing back premium distillate vapes for those who are in need of a more affordable option without sacrificing on quality or having to question what's inside. These premium distillate carts are extremely smooth, have excellent flavor and potency, and contain ONLY cannabis-derived ingredients (no terps pulled from the forest...). >>> For a suggested donation of 90, enjoy two full gram carts. Add additional carts for $40 ea.
Live Resin Sauce Cart - Billy Kimber OG - Full Gram - 510 Thread
KITE is a new extract brand emerging out from the circles that brought you STIIIZY, Plug Play, and other top vape brands whom all come from the same circles. KITE has been slowly expanding its reach from vapes into all exclusive extracts. We are ecstatic to be working alongside this up-and-coming group and to be able to offer premium, exclusive extracts at competitive donations. <<< www.thekitebrand.com >>>
Since we couldn’t find the time to finish our Live Resin educational writing, we found you a great link instead: "Colossal levels of cannabinoids (THC) used to be all the rage. Nowadays, terpenes are also held in high regard. It’s now known that terpenes play a large role in the psychoactive and therapeutic effects of particular strains. They dictate whether a variety will be stimulating or sedating, and also provide profound anti-inflammatory and anti-anxiety effects. For this reason, many cannabis users prefer HT-FSE's like terp sauce. What’s more, cannabinoids and terpenes may even synergise through a phenomenon known as the entourage effect." ALSO READ: (LINK 1 Beginner's Read) https://my420tours.com/what-is-live-resin (LINK 2 Advanced Read) https://www.milehighglasspipes.com/blogs/trending-items/terp-sauce-hows-it-made-and-whats-it-like (Link 3 Advanced Read) https://www.royalqueenseeds.com/blog-the-truth-about-terp-sauce-and-live-resin-n869
These exclusive glass syringe darts are filled with 100% live resin HT-FSE and contain absolutely ZERO fillers, cutting agents, or diluent. We highly recommend these for serious dabbers so prep yourselves and upgrade those distillate darts to a new, pioneering wholesome medicine. KITE is the FIRST (and so far only) brand to come out with live resin sauce darts and the available flavors follow their vape line (made from the exact same extraction batch). ALSO READ: (LINK 1 Beginner's Read) https://my420tours.com/what-is-live-resin (LINK 2 Advanced Read) https://www.milehighglasspipes.com/blogs/trending-items/terp-sauce-hows-it-made-and-whats-it-like (Link 3 Beginner's Read) https://www.royalqueenseeds.com/blog-the-truth-about-terp-sauce-and-live-resin-n869
Authentic Berner Cookies - Live Badder - Kush Mintz - Balanced Hybrid
Authentic Berner Cookies - Live Badder - Gelatti - Hybrid
Authentic Berner Cookies - Live Badder - London Pound Cake - Indica
SPECIAL PROMOTION - Authentic Berner Cookies - Live Badder - Grape Pie - Hybrid
SPECIAL PROMOTION - Authentic Berner Cookies - Live Badder - Wedding Crasher - Hybrid
SPECIAL PROMOTION - Authentic Berner Cookies - Live Badder - Biscotti - Indica
SPECIAL PROMOTION - Authentic Berner Cookies - Live Badder - Cherry Cake - Indica
SPECIAL PROMOTION - Authentic Berner Cookies - Live Badder - Gelato - Hybrid
Premium Live Resin Diamonds MFG by Cookies
Premium Live Resin Diamonds MFG by Cookies
Watermelon - NEW FLAVOR! Brought exclusively to you via our partnership with Sour Pack Kids (@calisourpackkids). Each package holds 12 gummies that to 300mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once. These special sugar coated gummies were crafted by master chefs from the west coast. If you love gummies then these are a must try! Super quick acting and long lasting.
Pink Grapefruit by Stoney Gummies - Each package holds 5 individual gummies and each gummy contains 70mg of THC distillate totaling to 350mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Tropical Punch by Stoney Gummies - Each package holds 5 individual gummies and each gummy contains 70mg of THC distillate totaling to 350mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Papaya by Stoney Gummies - Each package holds 5 individual gummies and each gummy contains 70mg of THC distillate totaling to 350mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Watermelon Lemonade by Stoney Gummies - Each package holds 5 individual gummies and each gummy contains 70mg of THC distillate totaling to 350mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Cherry Lime by Stoney Gummies - Each package holds 5 individual gummies and each gummy contains 70mg of THC distillate totaling to 350mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Seriously Strawberry - 400mg
Lemonade Wild Cherry
Better Daze - Sour Straws - Each package holds 10 individual gummies and each gummy contains 50mg of THC distillate totaling to 500mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Better Daze - Sour Patch Kids - Each package holds 20 individual gummies and each gummy contains 25mg of THC distillate totaling to 500mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
LOL - Sour Apple - Sour Belts 500mg.
LOL - Wild Cherry - Sour Belts 500mg.
LOL - Blueberry - Sour Belts 500mg.
Knockout - Watermelon - Each package holds 10 individual gummies and each gummy contains 50mg of THC distillate totaling to 500mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Knockout - Haribo Gold Bear - Each package holds 20 individual gummies and each gummy contains 25mg of THC distillate totaling to 500mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Knockout - Petite Puffletts - Each package holds 20 individual gummies and each gummy contains 25mg of THC distillate totaling to 500mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Knockout - Sour Patch Kids - Each package holds 20 individual gummies and each gummy contains 25mg of THC distillate totaling to 500mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Knockout Sour Power - Lemonade - Each package holds 8 individual gummies and each gummy contains 63mg of THC distillate totaling to 500mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
Knockout Sour Power - Strawberry - Each package holds 8 individual gummies and each gummy contains 63mg of THC distillate totaling to 500mg of THC. Perfect for dosing and all at once.
DISCOUNTED - We received this in bulk and are passing the savings down to you. The hit has a light nose but smokes very smooth, which means it received a proper flush. Each Oz will be 29.0g due to the trim, however the nugs themselves are very frosty. Also known as Chocolate Kush, this strain delivers energizing, dreamy cerebral effects mainly used by patients for pain and stress.
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