Green Gorilla

5/23/2020 - 5:10AM EDT

2.8

I was thoroughly underwhelmed with the quality of Cannibis I received from this dispensary. Due to covid finances, I have been ordering Shake. My primary and secondary dispensaries were out. I have been using this site since March, and have had a pleasant experience, Shake has been pretty quality and decent. I went out seeking moderately priced, quality shake. Well after much text w/GG about what strands are included in their shake, (SFV and Madmen), and a bit of research on leafly.com, I decided to pay the $50 for the 1/2 oz. Delivery wasnt necessary prompt, but the order taker seemed nice, and I got a gift as a new customer. This shake was a HEAP of dirt. The dirtiest weed I have seen in ages...HORRIBLE. I rolled two separate jays and couldnt get thru either one...it smells bad as it burns, the after taste is like burnt popcorn, and it looks like dirty weeds. I am so BLOWN! This herb was my first of the day, arriving at 10 pm.Due to covid 19, I am forced to keep it. All sales are final, no returns or exchanges. I didnt find this out until I got the packages, as it was printed on the receipt. Please note, I made the transaction online, an on such verbiage appeared prior to order. Nor was this communicated via the text msgs with the order taker.Like, its so bad, I cant in good faith give this to a friend or colleague. Even the large nugget they included broken down like petrified wood under pressure, and smoked just as bad as the bag of shake. They are out here peddling dirt. If I could include a picture, I would. I say shop at your own risk, knowing that if you are dissatisfied, you are supremely stuck with bad product. Even if you complain, this complaint falls on deaf hears, and they will not offer to fix it. Look, it aint even good enough for, If I was in a bind and this is all the weed I had. Legitimately, I would rather smoke a cigarette. Fml...a poor investment and a sober weekend. I cant smoke dirt.

AtlasOne

4/3/2020 - 6:17PM EDT

5.0

When affordability and quality collide. These folks came in super clutch! I was a first time to this whole platform, and the rep was so very accommodating. Timely and friendly service. Pre-rolls are like that...you will not be disappointed. Everything aligned, and I am so happy it did! Thanks! Totally recommend.