The Zodiac Signs as Stoners Based on Their Element: Fire Signs
Published on 8/8/22
If you find yourself on social media, you've likely been inundated with posts about your star sign and the mysticism of what it all means. You're probably entirely on board with the idea of astrology and the zodiac - or think it's a total baseless pseudoscience. Regardless, astrology has entered the mainstream and is here to stay. Below, we'll discuss the zodiac signs when high, which zodiac signs smoke the most, and tell you what strain matches your horoscope. This isn't your typical "what kind of stoner are you: zodiac addition" compilation in Cosmopolitan magazine, either.
You may know your star sign and occasionally check your daily horoscope, but beyond that, there is a lot of jargon thrown around that people aren't familiar with. For starters, astrology is defined as the study of patterns and relationships, the planets in motion, your birth chart, synastry with others, and the makeup of the elements, thus using that knowledge as a tool for finding meaning.
There are 12 astrological signs that correlate to each day on the calendar, and within these signs, there are 4 elements - earth, water, air, and fire. Your star sign defines so much, from your daily interactions to thoughts on love and material possessions. Astrology and weed both have fantastical elements to them, so let's dive into (some of) the signs while high.
Fire Signs: The Active Stoners
Astrology can seem like a club, and if you don't know some of the terms - it's extremely easy to feel left out. We're doing a deep dive on the signs, providing a stoner horoscope of sorts - all paired with the best weed for the signs.
Today it's all about the Fire Signs. Comprised of the Aries, Leo, and Sagittarius, this element is known to be not only the feistiest of the bunch but also the most passionate, spontaneous, and adventurous of all the zodiac. The word "feisty" can be used as an insult and a compliment, and fire signs can either bring a lightness to your life - or burn it to the ground.
Aries (March 21 to April 19)
This fire sign is trademarked by action and impulsivity. The Aries is a born leader of astrology and often acts before speaking, facing challenges head-on without hesitation. While there is an eagerness to accomplish things, there is often ignorance of long-term consequences.
In addition to there being 12 signs of the zodiac, there are also 3 modalities that signs fall into. The 3 are cardinal, mutable, and fixed - and it is all about where each sign falls in its season.
The Aries is a cardinal sign, meaning it falls at the beginning of its season, which highly speaks to its high energy and proclivity to propel people to action.
The zodiac sign when high, is not lounging around watching another Netflix series. Expect an Aries to jump up, pack up the car, and embark on a cross-country road trip at a moment's notice. A night out with an Aries will entail bar hopping until the sun comes up, finding unique smoke spots around the city.
An Aries will need a powerful, never-wavering, hard-hitting sativa strain like Green Crack. Known for its energizing, potent effects, this strain will keep the energy high with an invigorating mental buzz.
Leo (July 23 to August 22)
The Leo is perhaps the most ego-centric of the signs. Interpret this as you wish, but a Leo is a stabilizing force that knows its worth and grandeur, and what's wrong with that? A Leo wants to be the best that they can possibly be, but they also want to help those around them, too.
A Leo is a fixed sign, which means it falls in the middle of its season and speaks to the stabilizing force of a Leo. Even though a Leo wants to shine like the sun, if you've got a Leo, they aren't going anywhere.
A Leo is going to be anywhere where there is a social event or gathering. For a Leo's weed horoscope, catch them chatting it up in the VIP section of Coachella or hitting the local vintage marketplace every weekend to chat up with vendors after consuming their favorite edibles, of course. A Leo may roll a joint with Cannatonic, a high CBD strain to take the edge off and keep them clear-headed for an afternoon of chatting with new friends.
Sagittarius (November 22 to December 21)
The Sag is the explorer of the zodiac. They are all about honing their inspirations and passions into learning about the world around us as they never stop discovering new places. Besides being the explorers, the Sagittarius is perhaps the biggest people person of the zodiac signs.
The Sagittarius is a mutable sign, falling at the end of their season, and is known to be able to tie up loose ends, perfect final products, and accomplish any challenge they are faced with. It is said, however, that a Sagittarius is almost too comfortable with the discomfort, which can translate into detachment.
Catch a Sagittarius climbing a mountain, seeking out underground speakeasies, and creating a detailed itinerary for their next European vacation. The weed sign for a Sag, otherwise known as their ideal strain, is a hybrid like Chiquita Banana. It will provide a heavy dose of potency and deliver a well-balanced shot of energy and relaxation so a Sagittarius can sit back and take in all the wonder around them.
Do you identify as a Fire sign? What do you think is the most fire-like thing about your personality? Let us know what strains you think this element should light up below.