The Zodiac Signs as Stoners Based on Your Element - Water Signs

The Zodiac Signs as Stoners Based on Your Element - Water Signs

Published on 6/23/22

Astrology has completely taken hold of social media, and you've likely been bombarded with Instagram posts, TikToks, and tweets surrounding your zodiac sign and what it means. You either love or absolutely hate it - and if you're not on board with it, it can seem like a baseless science that holds no value. Regardless of your feelings, astrology may be here to stay. Below, we're going to break down the signs while high and perhaps answer the burning question of which zodiac signs smoke the most ganja.

Astrology 101 

You can't lie - you've definitely read your daily horoscope at least once in your life, hoping and wishing for some sort of dream to come true. However, do you actually know what astrology is? Astrology is the study of patterns and relationships, planets in motion, your birth chart, synastry with others, and the make up of the elements - and thus using that knowledge as a tool of finding meaning. There are 12 astrological signs that correlate to each day on the calendar, and within these signs, there are 4 elements - earth, water, air, and fire. Your star sign defines your daily interactions and thoughts and feelings about things like love and work. 

Water Signs: The Intimate Stoners

Astrology can seem like an inside joke, and if you don't know the difference between the signs and the elements, you can feel left out. Here at Where's Weed, we're doing a deep dive on the signs and examining what they do in their free time, what strain of weed they reach for, and how they may act in a situation. 

Today, it's all about the Water element. Comprised of the Cancer, Scorpio, and Pisces, this element is regarded as the deep, emotional, and borderline psychic of the signs. The Water element has a proclivity to sensitivity and contains a deep sense of intuition. Consider fluidity here: the sliding of tears, rushing of rivers, and noises of the tides. There are many emotions and flowing feelings. 

Cancer (June 21 to July 22)

This sign is the provider of the zodiac, and it will manifest as either being the breadwinner or the nurturer/caretaker of the family. The Cancer can exist between the emotional and material world, flowing through the two seamlessly. If this sign finds that a situation or person makes them comfortable, expect the Cancer to stay in this happy place for as long as possible. 

In addition to there being 12 signs of the zodiac, there are also 3 modalities that signs fall into. The 3 are cardinal, mutable, and fixed - and it is all about where each sign falls in their season. 

A Cancer is a cardinal sign, meaning it falls at the beginning of the season. This sign will make swift, decisive actions that will ultimately cause the manifestation of their dreams. 

A Cancer values their relationships above all else, so it's no wonder that while high, you'll catch a Cancer on a long nature walk with loved ones - with joints in hand, of course

The weed sign of the Cancer - the best strain for their personality - would be a high CBD, sativa strain. We like ACDC because it won't provide any intoxicating effects to the Cancer and won't let them get boughed down by the heavy emotions they can often feel. A Cancer wants to keep their mind clear and focused, and this is the strain to do that. 

Scorpio (October 23 to November 21)

This sign often gets a bad reputation. With a symbol of the scorpion, this is one sign you don't want to cross. However, a Scorpio is deeply passionate, with an intense energy and an even more intense intuition. They are always following their gut feeling, which can cause them to run hot and high all the time.

As a deeply mysterious sign, once they let their guard down with you - know that you've really gotten through to them. As a fixed sign and often confused as a fire sign, the Scorpio can be deeply stubborn and will dump you at the drop of a hat. 

The Scorpio is all intensity, all the time. This zodiac sign when high will channel this energy through an intense workout or some sexy time in the bedroom with a THC-infused lubricant with their partner. 

The best cannabis for a Scorpio will allow them to keep their energy levels high. A clearheaded sativa that a Scorpio will love is Green Crack. The invigorating mental buzz that accompanies this strain will keep the buzz and intensity going throughout the day. 

Pisces (February 19 to March 20)

The sign is often considered the psychic and the creative of the zodiac. A Pisces is tender, mystic, and often in a dream-like state. Symbolized by the two fish, this sign has a totally separate inner world that is all their own. With an imagination that sets them in a fairytale-like state of mind, this sign can be extremely indecisive with emotions that will change on a dime. 

The Pisces is a mutable sign, meaning that it falls at the end of their season, which speaks immensely to their adaptability and creative nature. 

You'll catch a Pisces rolling a fat joint while conducting tarot card reading sessions for all their friends. 

The best weed for a Pisces will be a hybrid strain that stays in line with their dual nature. One of the most popular hybrid strains is White Widow, a balanced strain that will deliver a powerful burst of euphoria and energy, stimulating creativity and conversation. An intense relaxation will follow that is perfect for quelling any negative emotions lingering in a Pisces' mind. 

Do you identify as a Water sign? Can you relate to your sign at all? Tell us your favorite thing about the Water signs below. 

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